Words women say and their REAL meaning

[FreddieH]

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying UP yours.

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong",

[youngrauderlvr]

Lol that's about right. Except number 7. " Thanks "is sarcastic, "thank you" is genuine.

[Bluerauder]

In 37 years, I have heard all of these .... some in fact several times. :o

It is much worse when they string a bunch of them together in the same breath .... like ..... "Fine. Go Ahead. Its nothing. Don't worry about it. Whatever." :D

From experience, it is never good to respond to this with a "WHAT???" as if you don't know what the problem is. Even if you really don't have a clue. ;)

[Haggis]

I usually get in more trouble for things that I haven't done instead of something that I have done. Like I can read her mind.


What's that Honey, yes Honey......Bye fellows. :bop:

[justbob]

I usually get in more trouble for things that I haven't done instead of something that I have done. Like I can read her mind.


What's that Honey, yes Honey......Bye fellows. :bop:

That's because Chris is the Alfa and knows how to control you...

Sent from my Ally while ruling the world from my toilet.

[Haggis]

That's because Chris is the Alfa and knows how to control you...

Sent from my Ally while ruling the world from my toilet.

Alfa, isn't that something horses eat?

[Marauderman]

Alfa, isn't that something horses eat?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^LMFAO^^^^^^^^^^^ Couldn't help it after reading that!!!!!!----carry on

[efi4eye]

Oh man.... I have heard all these phrases at some point. Sometimes I WISH my wife would yell at me or call me names. Reading 4, 6 and 9 sends chills up my spine. Love her to death, but oh can she cut me to the bone with these simple words lol

[Krytin]

From personal experience the best response to any sarcastic comment from a woman is absolutely nothing - dead silence w/no facial expression at all. Maintain the silence and blank look for as long as it takes (it won't take long!). The reaction is priceless!! All they are trying to do is push your buttons - when it doesn't work they get even more POed! Eventually they will learn it doesn't work on you & they will actually speak in plain english - who says they can't be trained!!








No, my wife doesn't read anything on this site!

[Mr. Man]

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying UP yours.

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong",Gee I heard Kelly say the one's in red at least once at Carlisle and the one's in Blue were heard from Kim.:P;).....:D


That's because Chris is the Alfa and knows how to control you...

Sent from my Ally while ruling the world from my toilet.Alfa is a car you ment Alpha not that Barney picked up on it. :rolleyes:

[Haggis]

Gee I heard Kelly say the one's in red at least once at Carlisle and the one's in Blue were heard from Kim.:P;).....:D

Alfa is a car you ment Alpha not that Barney picked up on it. :rolleyes:

Thanks Fred.

[Ozark Marauder]

One more I've heard,

"I don't care": usually followed by your original question of "What you want to do?" "What movie you want to see?" "Where you want to go to eat?", etc, etc.

translated: I don't care and you can't make me care.

OZ

[tbone]

After a 2 week vacation with the Mrs. I relate to this really, really well.

I need another vacation.

[Bigdogjim]

The worst thing ever that you can do is laugh when they (wife/GF) are giving you h3ll:laugh:

And yes I always get in the last two words......yes dear:)