Women's Underwear

[Bluerauder]

Went shopping yesterday to pick up some pants and shirts.

Have you ever noticed this??? The men's underwear section is about 100 square feet with your basic boxer's or briefs all rolled up neatly in 3 packs. Basic colors. Standard sizes.

The women's underwear section is now a full 3 acres. There are displays of every color combination under the rainbow. Florescent Pink, Lime Green, Grabher Blue, stripes, checks, plaid, tiger stripes, leopard spots, and some with words and slogans and cartoon characters. Hearts, diamonds, shamrocks, and blue moons.

Women's underwear comes in Misses, Petites, Girls, Women's and Full Figure. There are bikini cuts, hipsters, thongs, classic, etc. You get the idea. Underwire, backless, Cross-your-Heart, quick release, no release, sports, etc.

Now the question(s) ---

1. Has anybody ever seen these things on an actual woman? On the store rack or in the laundry basket doesn't count. Neither do those late night movies. ;)

2. Do woman actually buy these multi-color underwear statements? If so, for who?

3. What's the penalty for wearing your "Monday" printed underwear on a Tuesday or Wednesday?

4. If your Friday night date shows up with her "Saturday" underwear tucked into her purse, is that a good sign of things to come?

5. How 'bout if it is stenciled "Thursday"?

6. Do you think your woman looks sexy in "Mercury Marauder" panties? Have you actually ever seen them on her?

7. How about if they said "Biker's Anything Goes Weekend, 1999" and you met her after that?

The women's shoe department was pretty big too. I'll save that for another day. ;)

[Vostok]

3 acres, LOL

[fastblackmerc]

Went shopping yesterday to pick up some pants and shirts.

Have you ever noticed this??? The men's underwear section is about 100 square feet with your basic boxer's or briefs all rolled up neatly in 3 packs. Basic colors.

The women's underwear section is now a full 3 acres. There are displays of every color combination under the rainbow. Florescent Pink, Lime Green, Grabher Blue, stripes, checks, plaid, tiger stripes, leopard spots, and some with words and slogans and cartoon characters. Hearts, diamonds, shamrocks, and blue moons.

Women's underwear comes in Misses, Petites, Girls, Women's and Full Figure. There are bikini cuts, hipsters, thongs, classic, etc. You get the idea. Underwire, backless, Cross-your-Heart, quick release, no release, sports, etc.

Now the question(s) ---

1. Has anybody ever seen these things on an actual woman? On the store rack or in the laundry basket doesn't count. Neither do those late night movies. ;)

2. Do woman actually buy these multi-color underwear statements? If so, for who?

3. What's the penalty for wearing your "Monday" printed underwear on a Tuesday or Wednesday?

4. If your Friday night date shows up with her "Saturday" underwear tucked into her purse, is that a good sign of things to come?

5. How 'bout if it is stenciled "Thursday"?

6. Do you think your woman looks sexy in "Mercury Marauder" panties? Have you actually ever seen them on her?

7. How about if they said "Biker's Anything Goes Weekend, 1999" and you met her after that?

The women's shoe department was pretty big too. I'll save that for another day. ;)

Too much time on your hands?

[kernie]

Now here is a great thread topic!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMwAnRzQn7M


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARK5hkqjIwU

:beer:

[Mr. Man]

I would have figured you for a Victoria's Secret in the mail type Charlie. Kudos to you for setting your feminine side FREE :cheer::cheer:.........:dunno: ...:D


Now unfortunately every time I see you I'm involuntarily going to be thinking boxers, briefs or hipster thong? :puke:.....:burnout:

[loud2004marquis]

:lol::concur:

[1stMerc]

Charlie, noooooooooooooo!!!!!:eek:

[DWSTANG67]

Why are you shopping for womens underwear :banana:

[vkirkend]

Not touching this with a 10 foot pole......

[J-MAN]

Sounds like you know just a bit too much about women's underwear for just a casual stroll through that department. :nono:

[Chayton]

uhhmm....?

[Ladyhawke]

Charlie, are you cross dressing again?

[Comin' in Hot]

Commando. Not just a choice, but a lifestyle.

[duhtroll]

WTF, we are complaining about something that benefits us now?

If you aren't seeing varied styles regularly (on a live "mannequin" that is), you're doing something wrong at home.

And yes, shopping with her is fun in this case. Get the right store and the right sales persons and they try them on for you.

[PonyUP]

WTF, we are complaining about something that benefits us now?

If you aren't seeing varied styles regularly (on a live "mannequin" that is), you're doing something wrong at home.

And yes, shopping with her is fun in this case. Get the right store and the right sales persons and they try them on for you.

Keep in mind, Charlie also doesn't like half dressed girls pressing their butts up against Marauders


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[justbob]

To answer your question Charlie, DAILY! Yes, I am a lucky man 😉

One of my favorites is the hello kitty line. 😜


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[PRCARGUY]

:popcorn: Hmmm

[Bigdogjim]

What? Woman wear underware?

Do the girl's keep a spare pair in the glovebox like guy's do?

And Charlie you should know by now that guy's can wear underware for 4 days and women need selveral pairs a day:laugh:

[marauder21]

Lmao!

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[MOTOWN]

:nocomm::tantrum:

[Ms. Denmark]

What? Woman wear underware?

Do the girl's keep a spare pair in the glovebox like guy's do?

And Charlie you should know by now that guy's can wear underware for 4 days and women need selveral pairs a day:laugh:
All I will say is that my Angels card gets plenty of use.... (That may be the one bill Mr. Man enjoys paying) :D

[Paul T. Casey]

Reminds me of an "incident" I pulled a few years ago. My wife and I were in the women's underware acreage in the local WalMart. It was busy. I picked up a size 54 DD bra and yelled, "Oh my God, you could stop a dragster with this thing," and proceded to run up the aisle with the thing dployed as a chute behind me. Georgann was totally impressed.

[Haggis]

Reminds me of an "incident" I pulled a few years ago. My wife and I were in the women's underware acreage in the local WalMart. It was busy. I picked up a size 54 DD bra and yelled, "Oh my God, you could stop a dragster with this thing," and proceded to run up the aisle with the thing dployed as a chute behind me. Georgann was totally impressed.

You crazy kids...:lol:

[Granddaddy Marq]

Reminds me of an "incident" I pulled a few years ago. My wife and I were in the women's underware acreage in the local WalMart. It was busy. I picked up a size 54 DD bra and yelled, "Oh my God, you could stop a dragster with this thing," and proceded to run up the aisle with the thing dployed as a chute behind me. Georgann was totally impressed.



Shouldn't a'told me that! I can't wait for the next trip to Wal-Mart with the Wife.

I can't believe I said " I can't wait for my next trip to Wal-Mart".:depress:

[WhatsUpDOHC]

Not only can't you wait for your next Walmart trip, you can't wait to visit the Walmart lingerie department!



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[stevengerard]

2. Do woman actually buy these multi-color underwear statements? If so, for who?




For themselves and even more so for US! :banana: