Best calling card to leave EVER!

[ctrlraven]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/74223_564541523563068_15491761 67_n.jpg

[Mr. Man]

LMAO, Where do you buy these cards?

[Mebot]

were you the giver or the recepient of this placard?

Sent from my handheld Zack Morris iShoe 4S.

[Shaijack]

He recieved it for taking up two parking spaces. Don;t we all do that?

[WhatsUpDOHC]

I'd tone it down a bit but I like it.

FWIW - I saw a woman whip into a parking lot last night and slam into a spot - Completely crooked and would have totally blocked the driver to her right from getting into the car (she was this close). I was hoping the driver of the car came out to see the situation.

I just stood there, looking at her like she was from Mars. She didn't even see me.

Totally clueless/self absorbed. I stuck around just so that I could video her if she took out the car to her right as she backed out.

:mad2:

[justbob]

I LOVE IT! I have GOT to get some made.


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[boatmangc]

I carried these in the 70s
I was just telling someone about them.

http://fumaga.com/8174

[Ms. Denmark]

Guess I'll be on the receiving end. Can't park straight to save my life...

[whitey]

LOVE IT! i can bet you that that guy wont park like that for a while

[tallpaul]

I carried these in the 70s
I was just telling someone about them.

http://fumaga.com/8174


I loved that last line on that card. Where did you get those?

[rayjay]

I used to use the line "Do you always drive like a _________ or just on Saturdays?" Just change to the correct day of the week and switch drive to park. Use the vulgarity of your choice.

Is it just me or does anyone else notice that of late people are driving worse in general? I had a nitwit from Ontario almost hit me today because he did not look or even signal before changing lanes. I had to swerve to the right to keep from getting hit. I laid on the horn and the AH flipped me off. I was hoping he'd get out of his car at the next light :D but he didn't. :( I had a surprise for him...

[Spectragod]

I used to use the line "Do you always drive like a _________ or just on Saturdays?" Just change to the correct day of the week and switch drive to park. Use the vulgarity of your choice.

Is it just me or does anyone else notice that of late people are driving worse in general? I had a nitwit from Ontario almost hit me today because he did not look or even signal before changing lanes. I had to swerve to the right to keep from getting hit. I laid on the horn and the AH flipped me off. I was hoping he'd get out of his car at the next light :D but he didn't. :( I had a surprise for him...

I love it when they're wrong and shoot you the bird, wanna really make them mad...... give them the thumbs up when they flip you off.:D

[DOOM]

Epic!!! :rofl:

[Shaijack]

I make the sign of the cross and say, "God bless you." It gets them mad.
Usually I take down their plate number and bust out their windows with my wrist rocket later that night.

[ajdereicup]

We have lines in our parking lot at my work. Granted they're a little faded but still really clear. But for some reason about 75% of our customers can't park between the lines. And another 5% give us the good laugh when they back into the light post backing out of the parking spots only using their mirrors not their back window.

But the company wouldn't like it if I was putting those cards on everyones cars:(

I saw them on whyimbroke.com or something like that a few weeks ago and liked them a lot

[kernie]

I thought we didn't like people who keyed cars?
I got into a bit of roadrage thingy a while back {i was the cool one who was wronged}and thought later i have a blue MM, only one around, hmm, i won't recognize him in his honda, but...

:beer:

[guspech750]

Love the card!! Nice Christmas present.


Sent from my iPhone 4S

DTR + 4.10's + Eaton swap = Wreeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom

[MrBluGruv]

give them the thumbs up when they flip you off.:D

well now that's just plain polite.

To REALLY tweak 'em, blow 'em a kiss when they flip you off. ;)

[rayjay]

well now that's just plain polite.

To REALLY tweak 'em, blow 'em a kiss when they flip you off. ;)

I just shook my head, but my wife was livid and flipped him off. I'm kind of used to it, they can't drive for crap in the Cuse, never have in the 36 years I've lived in the area. I always wanted to take as many as possible to my home town to do the "Can of Worms" and see how many survived...

[Bluerauder]

I love it when they're wrong and shoot you the bird, wanna really make them mad...... give them the thumbs up when they flip you off.:D


well now that's just plain polite.

To REALLY tweak 'em, blow 'em a kiss when they flip you off. ;)

Both of these ^^^^^ work great. :D Works MUCH better than just returning the bird.

[boatmangc]

I loved that last line on that card. Where did you get those?


IIRC thy were from Spencer Gifts in the Palm Beach Mall circa 1976-77

[NavySeabee]

I printed these out a long time ago. Should start carrying them again :)

[REAL4WD]

I take up two spots in a parking lot with my truck.

BUT, in my defense:

1. My Truck is 7 Feet 2 Inches Wide (NOT including the side view mirrors)
2. My Doors cost $2500 EACH if I need to purchase a new one)
3. I take up two spots as far away from the building(s).
4. Most people are ignorant in the knowledge of Hummers (I've gotten the same and sometimes better MPG in my Hummer on the street 90% of the time than my CV Sport) and there are some jealous mofos out there that would key it, or 'accidentally' open their door and let it hit my doors.

[Roadwarrior]

I wouldn't mind having a bunch of these notes after I park my car & walk by the offending vehicle.32220:whistle::rolleye s:

[pem]

[QUOTE=MrBluGruv;1243591]well now that's just plain polite.

To REALLY tweak 'em, blow 'em a kiss when they flip you off. ;)
blow 'em a kiss?????? what if they're a ":censor:"? ya might end up with a new unwanted friend....LOL

[screamn]

I love it when they're wrong and shoot you the bird, wanna really make them mad...... give them the thumbs up when they flip you off.:D

I will definetely keep this in mind and use it in the future. :up:

Right on!!!!

[ajdereicup]

[QUOTE=MrBluGruv;1243591]well now that's just plain polite.

To REALLY tweak 'em, blow 'em a kiss when they flip you off. ;)[/Quote}
blow 'em a kiss?????? what if they're a ":censor:"? ya might end up with a new unwanted friend....LOL


Lol too funny

[ncmm]

don't forget ricers. . .

[Guittard22]

I love to leave this on a few cars at my job that take up to spots by the front of the lot .

[GAMike]

I carried these in the 70s
I was just telling someone about them.

http://fumaga.com/8174

Only you Gary:P

Love the Carnac the "Magnificent" quote at the bottom:D
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x802iz_johnny-carson-as-carnac-from-1974_fun

[Vortech347]

Every time I see someone park like a jackass I take a picture and post it on facebook. Things from handi-cap parking without a pass and sideways/angled/horrible car position.

If you double park in the BACK of the parkinglot with a nice car its a free pass. I do that in all my cars but my Focus. Usually though double parking is not needed.

If you double park middle or front of the lot, you are a douchebag.


The chances are if someone can't park a car worth a **** its likely they can't drive worth a **** either.

[Vortech347]

A few gems.

Woman, watched her park this one.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/293718_4887726075278_635285130 _n.jpg

Woman, after this she put her car in drive and started pulling forward with the door open.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/400551_4419857818864_196943478 2_n.jpg

A guy in his mid 20's, trotted into the store.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/416480_3932128505936_249381405 _o.jpg

[kernie]

Let's get the hummer in the third pic, he had ample warning here already!

:beer:

[MrBluGruv]

A few gems.

Woman, watched her park this one.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/293718_4887726075278_635285130 _n.jpg



I just got back from a short trip to Houston this weekend, and while at Memorial City Mall, I saw that pretty much EVERYONE there parked this poorly. It was like, all of the slots were striped perpendicular to the lane they were in, but every car parked about 20 degrees from being perpendicular. It was almost eerie how, even though they were parked wrong, they had all parked wrong with perfect regularity. :confused:

[ajdereicup]

What about the people that park like ass then the people who park next to them park like ass because they think thats how the parking lots supposed to be somehow

[Fosters]

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[GAMike]

Power move Fosters:beer: Can think of a few times I would have liked to do that.:cool:


I worked at a company that went through a buyout - then the company that bought us out turned it around from a company turning 50 mil profits per year into 100 mill losses in just 2 years... They changed leadership a few times, at which point i didn't care anymore. There was one clown of an executive driving his porsche and parking at 45 degrees taking up 2 spots. I decided to block him in one day with my excursion. He was PISSED to say the least. Sent out an email to the whole company. I decided to work late that day. I guess he did too, since his car was still there when I left after 7pm... :D

[HammerDown]

I love it when they're wrong and shoot you the bird, wanna really make them mad...... give them the thumbs up when they flip you off.:D

Sometimes we give the friendly wave "Hi, how ya doin'?" or one time we held up the cell phone as if we were taking pic of their license plate. That A$$ then sped off!!!!!

[Mote]

IMO the "I'll key your car" remark is out of line.

I always liked the "I Park Like An Idiot" bumper stickers (thy even have a non-aggressive adhesive to avoid any damage). They've been around for years

http://iparklikeanidiot.com

[MrBluGruv]

IMO the "I'll key your car" remark is out of line.

I gotta agree here.

It may sound silly, but I feel it'd be wrong to hurt a perfectly good car just because the owner is an idiot.

What if an MM was parked poorly?

I wouldn't key a beauty because I didn't like the person driving it.

[Fosters]

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[kernie]

I used to use the line "Do you always drive like a _________ or just on Saturdays?" Just change to the correct day of the week and switch drive to park. Use the vulgarity of your choice.

Is it just me or does anyone else notice that of late people are driving worse in general? I had a nitwit from Ontario almost hit me today because he did not look or even signal before changing lanes. I had to swerve to the right to keep from getting hit. I laid on the horn and the AH flipped me off. I was hoping he'd get out of his car at the next light :D but he didn't. :( I had a surprise for him...


I just shook my head, but my wife was livid and flipped him off. I'm kind of used to it, they can't drive for crap in the Cuse, never have in the 36 years I've lived in the area. I always wanted to take as many as possible to my home town to do the "Can of Worms" and see how many survived...

What is a "can of worms"? Do you have to be from Ontario for this procedure?

[babbage]

I make the sign of the cross and say, "God bless you." It gets them mad.
Usually I take down their plate number and bust out their windows with my wrist rocket later that night.

lolz! usually