PonyUP
12-13-2012, 05:47 PM
'twas the night before Christmas
On good old mm.net
We have forgotten to bring the funny
Is this as good as it gets?
It's time that we laugh and break wind with glee
So here's that familiar poem, rewritten by little ol me
I need gas, gears, and gauges for boost
It's Christmas time and this rooster is coming home to roost
My stock is hung on the mantle with pride by the tree
How the hell can I fit another Marauder in there for me?
Santa has worked hard at his shop all year
His sleigh is a DTR, so there may be no presents I fear
There's Donner, and Dasher, and Dancer and more
Who named that one Vixen, it sounds like a whore
Fastblackmerc hooked up Rudolph with an LED nose
It conveniently say Marauder all across his nose
It's that time of year for Christmas movies to be shown
I look forward to Die Hard, the Griswalds, wait a birdie told me someone is blown
A new eaton swap is going on once again
I'm glad to see it go to such a good friend
Marauders in garages tucked away good and tight
Like we don't go out and stare at them every single night
I see the Christmas list whether you've been naughty or nice
Doom needs tires because he needs to eat more rice
Casey needs more eaton parts so he can be blown
Insert male sexual joke here about Joe
Rex is in Qatar, I've seen all the pictures of sand
He really just needs a bottle of blackberry Brandy in his hand
Then there's JustBob, who really just needs more time
But his dude is coming home, so all will be fine
There's the Atlanta crew, Chris, Mac, Todd, Mike and more
Together this Saturday at the Cracker Barrel store
Santa will come to every Marauder owner I assure
Unfortunately if you own a black, there really is no cure
So if the End of the world is coming, and the Mayans are right
Go out there and burn every tire, and too all a good night
Forgive typos, this was done on my phone
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On good old mm.net
We have forgotten to bring the funny
Is this as good as it gets?
It's time that we laugh and break wind with glee
So here's that familiar poem, rewritten by little ol me
I need gas, gears, and gauges for boost
It's Christmas time and this rooster is coming home to roost
My stock is hung on the mantle with pride by the tree
How the hell can I fit another Marauder in there for me?
Santa has worked hard at his shop all year
His sleigh is a DTR, so there may be no presents I fear
There's Donner, and Dasher, and Dancer and more
Who named that one Vixen, it sounds like a whore
Fastblackmerc hooked up Rudolph with an LED nose
It conveniently say Marauder all across his nose
It's that time of year for Christmas movies to be shown
I look forward to Die Hard, the Griswalds, wait a birdie told me someone is blown
A new eaton swap is going on once again
I'm glad to see it go to such a good friend
Marauders in garages tucked away good and tight
Like we don't go out and stare at them every single night
I see the Christmas list whether you've been naughty or nice
Doom needs tires because he needs to eat more rice
Casey needs more eaton parts so he can be blown
Insert male sexual joke here about Joe
Rex is in Qatar, I've seen all the pictures of sand
He really just needs a bottle of blackberry Brandy in his hand
Then there's JustBob, who really just needs more time
But his dude is coming home, so all will be fine
There's the Atlanta crew, Chris, Mac, Todd, Mike and more
Together this Saturday at the Cracker Barrel store
Santa will come to every Marauder owner I assure
Unfortunately if you own a black, there really is no cure
So if the End of the world is coming, and the Mayans are right
Go out there and burn every tire, and too all a good night
Forgive typos, this was done on my phone
The Ice Bucket Approves of this message