Road Kill Cafe

[MapleLeafMerc]

ROADKILL CAFE MENU

"You kill it, we grill it"

ENTREES

Centre Line Bovine 4.95
(Tastes real good, straight from the hood)
The Chicken 3.95
(...that didn't cross the road)
Flat Cat 2.95
(Served as a single...or in a stack)

A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
(still in the hide)

Chunk of Skunk 1.95
Smidgeon of Pigeon 1.95
Road Toad a la mode 1.65
Shake 'N Bake Snake 2.25
Swirl of Squirrel 1.55
Whippoorwill on a Grill 3.30
Narrow Sparrow 1.05
Rigor Mortis Tortoise 6.75

BAG 'N GAG
Our daily take-out lunch special
-Anything dead...in bread

CANINE CUISINE

Slab of Lab 2.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95
Cocker Cutlets 3.95
Shar-Pei Filet 5.95
Poodles 'N Noodles 5.95
Snippet of Whippet 4.50
Collie hit by Trolley 3.95
German Shepherd Pie 3.95
Round of Hound 4.25

GUESS THAT MESS
A Daily Special Treat -
If you can guess what it is...
You Eat It For Free

LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
Served fresh each night after dark

Rack of Raccoon 3.95
Smear of Deer 4.95
Awesome Possum 1.95
Cheap Sheep 1.10

I'm sure there are other local specialties not on the list....;)

[merc406]

Them there's some really good prices, where you'all say I can hitch up with this place? :lol: :rasta: :puke: :baaa:

[TAF]

What...no Caribou??!!

[woaface]

Ah, that's great!!!:baaa::lol:

Yes...Caribou stew!

[Dr Caleb]

Mmmm Caribou! AKA fast moving cows. I even had a piecost the other day!

[Bigdogjim]

What is yor phone #??

Can I order over the internet??

Do you have a wine list?

how far do you deliver:)

[RCSignals]

I've seen some very nice road kill Racoon sporrans. Has to be from the right time of year though.