This is sooo wrong!

[IwantmyMMnow!]

Just washed my car and cleaned up my rims; after I got home, went back out 10, maybe 15 minutes later to check the mail and saw this.... :mad2:

[Bluerauder]

Just washed my car and cleaned up my rims; after I got home, went back out 10, maybe 15 minutes later to check the mail and saw this.... :mad2:

Its a vast Right Wing conspiracy ... maybe right and left wing. ;) I find the same thing and suspect that the birds soar high overhead in the neighborhood looking for people who are washing or waxing their cars. Not to be too blatant about it ... they will wait for you to go in the house to hit the facilities or grab a drink from the fridge. They then take this unguarded opportunity to dive bomb your pride and joy. This happens much to frequently and regularly to be a coincidence. Its a bird conspiracy I tell you. :P

[Motorhead350]

OMG wipe it off.

[WhatsUpDOHC]

This happened to me today too.

But the bird **** on my car WHILE IN THE GARAGE!!

[ctrlraven]

OMG wipe it off.

Never wipe bird crap off, always rinse it off or soak with club soda and blot up with cotton towel.

[68MercuryM250]

Inside city limits?? Nothing a pellet gun won't fix.....

Outside the city limits might I recommend atleast a 12 gauge with 71/2 shot.....10 gauge if you can find a goose hunter. :D

[Krytin]

I just put plenty of food & fresh water out for them, keep the cats away from the area and they stopped bombing my cars (at least in my own driveway)!

[Mr. Man]

They usually look for dark colored cars.

[blackhueys]

its the unmanned drones, they are testing them to see if it would be feasible for small scale bomb runs by using bird poo first for initial testing. lol

[RacerX]

Tastes like chicken!!! :D

[bill64]

I just put plenty of food & fresh water out for them, keep the cats away from the area and they stopped bombing my cars (at least in my own driveway)!
hmm? seems bass akwards! not picking on you but I used to feed the birds and they crapped everywhere....no more:beer:

[Shaijack]

They were just saying that they loved your Marauder.

[License2Bill]

Well that stinks/What a poopy situation

^couldn't decide between the two...

[jerrym3]

Probably a General Motors trained bird.

[Marauderman]

Its a vast Right Wing conspiracy ... maybe right and left wing. ;) I find the same thing and suspect that the birds soar high overhead in the neighborhood looking for people who are washing or waxing their cars. Not to be too blatant about it ... they will wait for you to go in the house to hit the facilities or grab a drink from the fridge. They then take this unguarded opportunity to dive bomb your pride and joy. This happens much to frequently and regularly to be a coincidence. Its a bird conspiracy I tell you. :P

Say what you want folks----------but Charlies reply^^^^^^^^^is just down right funny and well expressed--IMOP--but carry on anyway.......

[ajdereicup]

It always happens to me. Drives me crazy

[guspech750]

That's custom.


Sent from The White House on taxpayers dimes.

DTR + 4.10's + Eaton swap = Wreeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom

[MyBlackBeasts]

You forgot to arm the radar guided un-manned automated machine gun security & anti-bird system when you parked th MM... :shake:

After you clean it off, don't forget again! :D

:lol:

[IwantmyMMnow!]

I know shyt like this (pun intended) is gonna happen, and I usually find some poop the next day. But gawd, this was like within 15 minutes after washing my car, and it was a nasty one as well.

A good coating of Croftgate multi-clean, a microfiber towel, and 2 minutes of cleaning and it was gone...MM back to KA-POW! status. :burnout:

[J-MAN]

It's Obama's fault. Just add it to the list. :argh:

[burt ragio]

Oh _ _ it !

[IwantmyMMnow!]

Found my car covered with ashes this morning...don't know where they came from. At first, I thought my car had been severely peppered with bird poop.

I WANT A GARAGE!!!! :mad::bigcry::depress:


Edit: Added pics that I took. I can take decent pics with my cell phone using the 'face-forward' option, but it's rather challenging...

[Mr. Man]

Found my car covered with ashes this morning...don't know where they came from. At first, I thought my car had been severely peppered with bird poop.

I WANT A GARAGE!!!! :mad::bigcry::depress:
Try flippin' your ashes out a window on the other side of the house....:D

[Roadwarrior]

It could be worse Kyle. You could be looking at this example of "pigeon artwork" instead.:rolleyes:34787

[Shaijack]

Maybe it is so fast it burns the paint off.

[Bigdogjim]

It is good luck when a bird leaves a "gift" now go buy a lottery ticket:)

[pantheroc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a1Mx_0z394

[TUXrauder]

This happened to me today too.

But the bird **** on my car WHILE IN THE GARAGE!!

Me two or three....

[SC Cheesehead]

Like my old Uncle Heinrich used to say, "Mein Automobil Einzahlungen sind abgeschlossen, die Vögel machen vielen Einlagen auf."