Cut off your junk and jump

[Spectragod]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/wutang-clandiscovered-rapper-andre-johnson-severed-his-*****-and-jumped-from-la-building-9265856.html

Discuss.........

[lji372]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/wutang-clandiscovered-rapper-andre-johnson-severed-his-*****-and-jumped-from-la-building-9265856.html

Discuss.........

:violin: :lol:

Omg funniest thing I've read today :burnout:

[jwibbity]

his girl walked in on him banging out another chick.....she chopped off his **** and he felt no reason to live and jumped off the highest building he could find before he bled out :banana2:

[whitey]

his girl walked in on him banging out another chick.....she chopped off his **** and he felt no reason to live and jumped off the highest building he could find before he bled out :banana2:
that pretty much sums it up.

[L.Mark]

I blame bath salts...

[Motorhead350]

Call up a dude for the girl and settle the score.

Done.

[Joe Walsh]

His 'bad day' will get really bad when he regains consciousness in the hospital and realizes that he survived.

He'll have to change his rap name to "P Nub"...

[guspech750]

What a s h i t head.


Sent from The White House on taxpayers dimes.

DTR + 4.10's + Eaton swap = Wreeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom

[Spectragod]

Seems like a dick move to me, but I don't know what's wrong with these kids today.:confused:

[RubberCtyRauder]

Maybe when he recovers, he can get employment as a snap on tool rep.:eek:

[RacerX]

The famed rapper know as Mr. Johnson now known as Minus Johnson...

[Embassy]

Cannot say I've ever had a day so bad that I had the urge to go through those steps.

[lji372]

Cannot say I've ever had a day so bad that I had the urge to go through those steps.

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[Joe Walsh]

Here are some of his rap song lyrics from his just released "Disconnected D" album:

Used to be a hunk
Till I fell into a funk

Felt like a punk
Gonna jump and go plunk

Got really drunk
Grabbed a knife and went crunk

Chopped off my junk...
Filled my pants with bloody gunk

It aint what I thunk
Hell, I'm just like a monk

The ladies say dat I'm sunk
Aint go no dick to dunk

Now I got my.....Junk-in-the-trunk!

P-NUB!

[IwantmyMMnow!]

Ironic part is, there's more than a handful of douchebags running around in this world that NEED to have this done to them...:depress:

[Spectragod]

Ironic part is, there's more than a handful of douchebags running around in this world that NEED to have this done to them...:depress:

Yep........I'm tired of supporting them.

[babbage]

I blame bath salts...

agree. messed up. They should run this as the commercial on TV to promote 'bath salts' aka bathtub crank?

voice over: It was a great night until....



lol

[J-MAN]

Wow! And this guy actually had a career. Can't help but wonder what a wannabe would do? :confused:

[L.Mark]

Heard he's gonna do back up for P Ditty as Dittly Squat...:rolleyes:

[1Marauder]

Did you read the blurb?

Guys cuts off his wang, jumps from the second story (not tall enough top kill yourself numb-nuts) and then the author writes, "Don't know why he jumped from building!" like that is the worst part... LOL

[WPG_Merc]

Probably now known as "Andre Severed Mi Johnson Wu-Tang Clan"
:D: