It's Talk like a Pirate Day!! ARRGH

[MERCMAN]

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

[N40GL]

What kind of socks do Pirates wear?

Arrrr-gyle.

[JoeBoomz]

What's a pirate's favorite letter??

[NavySeabee]

How much did the pirate pay for his peg-leg and hook?





An arm and a leg

[Mebot]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his pants. He orders a drink. The bartender looks at him, looks at the steering wheel and says "you know you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants?"

The pirate replies "aaargh, I know! It's been driving me nuts!"

[MyBlackBeasts]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his pants. He orders a drink. The bartender looks at him, looks at the steering wheel and says "you know you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants?"

The pirate replies "aaargh, I know! It's been driving me nuts!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm in pain! :bigcry:

[MERCULES]

Why did the Pirate put a hat on?

To cover his Bucaneers!!!:banana:

[MERCULES]

What's a horny Pirates worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty!!!:(