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    How about the lane police? You know, two into one merge for construction and they ride the middle starting a MILE before needed in stop and go traffic!

    Or the idiots that must have the open lane at every light (but usually take off slower than the guy they were originally behind) I always get a chuckle when someone following me goes for the open lane. GAME ON.


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    Or how about "that guy". You know, "that guy" in the DTR going WOT and still holding up traffic. Gotta hate him.


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    You want to know a driving rant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    Got another rant for ya!

    You ever been stuck in stop & go traffic never getting above 10 mph, ..... yet the numbnut "Safety Nazi" directly in front of you keeps a 6 -> 10 car gap in front of them!!!??



    Then everyone else from the other lanes fill in the gap as they go by you and the safety retard.

    What does safety 'tard do everytime someone pulls in and fills the gap......

    You guessed it!

    The moron stabs their brakes and lets the gap growwwww back to 6-> 10 car lengths!!!



    Eventually you end up losing your mind and passing the friggin' idiot on the shoulder.....ahhhh.....ahem... ..allegedly passing them on the shoulder while flipping them the bird to indicate your extreme displeasure!
    And the whole time you feel like your going backwards.
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    I got two words as well....LEFT LANERS!!!!

    Ya know, the idiots on the interstate that drive the speed limit in the left lane and won't move over.

    I encountered more than I can count on both hands over Thanksgiving weekend.....majority had Florida or Tenn plates.

    ARRGGGHHH GET THE F--- OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IwantmyMMnow! View Post
    I got two words as well....LEFT LANERS!!!!

    Ya know, the idiots on the interstate that drive the speed limit in the left lane and won't move over.

    I encountered more than I can count on both hands over Thanksgiving weekend.....majority had Florida or Tenn plates.

    ARRGGGHHH GET THE F--- OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!
    This^^ seriously.
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    I'm starting to notice this a lot lately, and it doesn't affect me, but I'm sure it ticks some others off.

    I'll be in the right lane with my Galaxie, while a car comes along side me and paces me, slightly behind, instead of passing.

    I'm pretty sure that they are looking at the almost 50 year old turquoise classic convertible, but not everybody loves old cars, so I'll bet the drivers behind them are getting annoyed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justbob View Post
    How about the lane police? You know, two into one merge for construction and they ride the middle starting a MILE before needed in stop and go traffic!
    Interestingly enough, you'd be surprised how much that speeds up traffic in some places down here. Instead of everyone racing to make sure they don't have to merge until the last possible second, they seem to give up and find a place in line without being a dick about it. The end result is the entire line moves faster because everyone is moving forward instead of fighting for who gets to be first in gridlock.

    Quote Originally Posted by IwantmyMMnow! View Post
    I got two words as well....LEFT LANERS!!!!

    Ya know, the idiots on the interstate that drive the speed limit in the left lane and won't move over.
    I make pretty frequent trips between San Antonio and Houston now, and only sometimes have I found myself guilty of this. Since the traffic is relatively sparse most of the time, I spend more of my time watching the rear-view than what's ahead of me though, so I try to move out of the left lane when I can.

    The problem lies here though: I-10 between these two cities is two lanes each direction, for almost the entire length of the trip. A lot of the time, it seems like people in the right lane want to go like 10 under the posted speed limit, while people that ride the left lane want to go 10 over. People apparently can't follow a posted guideline ever. I always try to move over, with one condition: I'm not going to inconvenience myself so you can break the law. If I'm going the posted speed limit and the person in the right lane is going 10 under, I'm not going to pull over and get slowed down for you (or maybe more, if there's a pack of people speeding together) just so you can speed.

    I normally don't care if other people want to speed, whatever it's your citation, but I'm just not going to inconvenience myself so you can do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by justbob View Post
    How about the lane police? You know, two into one merge for construction and they ride the middle starting a MILE before needed in stop and go traffic!

    Or the idiots that must have the open lane at every light (but usually take off slower than the guy they were originally behind) I always get a chuckle when someone following me goes for the open lane. GAME ON.


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    I admit I sometimes do this. When someone has a mile notice that their lane is ending, I get frustrated with the people that run in a line until the very end and then force their way into traffic. When they do this it causes 10cats to brake which backs up traffic


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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyUP View Post
    I admit I sometimes do this. When someone has a mile notice that their lane is ending, I get frustrated with the people that run in a line until the very end and then force their way into traffic. When they do this it causes 10cats to brake which backs up traffic


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    That I totally get. I was referring to stopped traffic a mile long when It could have been a half mile and at least felt a tad less. It's a simple theory, one after the other merging unless you get to the one asshat that won't let you in. (Another gripe)

    Cars moving along, I agree, don't wait till the last possible second and be that guy.

    One more. Signals being a thing of the past it seems. (Mostly with people in nicer cars, maybe they feel their better??) It's common ****ing decency to give me at least a sign of your actions (even though I know what you are gonna try to do before you even knew...) So I play the game, no signal, I make sure you will not get in, and if you do manage, I will find a way to piss on your day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by justbob View Post
    That I totally get. I was referring to stopped traffic a mile long when It could have been a half mile and at least felt a tad less. It's a simple theory, one after the other merging unless you get to the one asshat that won't let you in. (Another gripe)

    Cars moving along, I agree, don't wait till the last possible second and be that guy.

    One more. Signals being a thing of the past it seems. (Mostly with people in nicer cars, maybe they feel their better??) It's common ****ing decency to give me at least a sign of your actions (even though I know what you are gonna try to do before you even knew...) So I play the game, no signal, I make sure you will not get in, and if you do manage, I will find a way to piss on your day.


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    Could not agree more. I have a rule, signal and I'll make room for you, don't signal, you'll be cursing me all day long


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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyUP View Post
    Could not agree more. I have a rule, signal and I'll make room for you, don't signal, you'll be cursing me all day long


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBluGruv View Post
    I normally don't care if other people want to speed, whatever it's your citation, but I'm just not going to inconvenience myself so you can do it.
    I agree with what you're saying; if there's slower traffic on the right, it's cool...if there's no traffic on the right, then I get mad.

    I also can't stand it when I'm in the left lane and coming up on a car that's in the right lane that is behind a slower vehicle and then the trailing vehicle moves into my lane causing me to slow down...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IwantmyMMnow! View Post
    I agree with what you're saying; if there's slower traffic on the right, it's cool...if there's no traffic on the right, then I get mad.

    I also can't stand it when I'm in the left lane and coming up on a car that's in the right lane that is behind a slower vehicle and then the trailing vehicle moves into my lane causing me to slow down...
    You want drivers to think before they act?

    Come on.

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