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    Too funny Joe, but no. See ya at Carlise.
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    Pet peeves:

    Oprah

    What is her talent?
    Why does she act like a cheerleader?

    (I don't watch her, but my wife does, so I can't help but listen to her BS in the background.)


    FOX news

    Regardless of how you feel about their message, it hurts to know that no matter how smart my daughters are, FOX will never hire them because they aren't "pretty" enough.

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    How many Marauder-specific parts are going "obsolete" from Ford.

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    Here's My List ....

    SOME OF MY PET PEEVES (50 for now)

    1. The left lane hog who drives under the speed limit and won’t let anyone pass.
    2. The driver who likes to ride next to the car in the other lane preventing passing.
    3. The idiot that rides next to the 18-wheeler in the blind spot for miles.
    4. People who run down to the end of the deceleration/acceleration lane and refuse to take easy opportunities to merge into traffic.
    5. People who don’t know what to do when traffic clears ahead of them after driving 5 MPH for the past 20 minutes.
    6. Anyone on a cellphone in traffic.
    7. Cellphones cause people to mimic the characteristics of a drunk driver.
    8. Cell phone users cannot maintain posted speed and usually are 5-10 MPH under the limit.
    9. Cell phone users cannot stay between the lines on the road and weave into your lane.
    10. Cell phone users sit at traffic lights long after the signal goes “Green”
    11. Cell phone users run through Red Lights because they are not concentrating on driving.
    12. Cell phone users cause rear-end accidents because they are constantly distracted.
    13. The woman putting on her make-up on the highway at 50 MPH.
    14. The guy shaving his head at a stop light.
    15. Anyone eating their McD’s “Big Breakfast” with a knife and fork on the highway.
    16. People who drive with their dog or cat in their lap.
    17. ********s who still let their 3 year old sit in the passenger seat without a seatbelt or child seat anywhere in sight.
    18. Dufuses (Dufei) who stop 4 car lengths back at stop light.
    19. Fools who can’t figure out who is next to go at a 4-way Stop and wait forever.
    20. Dirtbags who make a right rolling turn without stopping at a Red Light or Stop Sign.
    21. People who don’t use their turn signals.
    22. People who don’t turn their turn signals off after a turn.
    23. People who don’t know where there turn signals are or what they are for.
    24. Lazy bastiges that don’t clear their side and rear windows of snow and ice.
    25. Real dumb azzhats who just clear a little peek hole in their front window.
    26. Car and SUV drivers who leave a pile of ice and snow on their hood, roof and trunk to allow the 60 MPH winds remove it right in front of you.
    27. People who pull out in traffic without enough safe space causing you to brake hard.
    28. People who pull out in fast moving traffic only to cruise up to a top speed of 35 MPH
    29. People who need 1 mile of clear space before even considering pulling out in traffic.
    30. POS owners who park next you really close all the way in the back of the parking lot.
    31. Minivan biatches who fling their doors open in the parking lot and ding your side.
    32. Inconsiderate fools who think it is OK to stop their vehicle and leave it running in the Fire Lane or Yellow No Stopping Zone while they run into the Quik Mart for cigarettes, a 20 ounce malt liquor and 5 lottery tickets.
    33. People who take up two gas pump locations because they really don’t know how long their car is.
    34. Timid drivers who white knuckle it everywhere they go.
    35. Drivers who cannot drive in the rain should stay home when it rains.
    36. Drivers who cannot drive at night should stay home when it is dark.
    37. Drivers who are afraid of the snow and ice should not be on the road in those conditions.
    38. The ********s who do not anticipate their exit and cross 3 lanes of traffic at the last minute because they haven’t read the signs for the past 4 miles.
    39. Drivers who have to swing wide because they think that their Toyota Corolla has the handling characteristics of the Queen Mary and Lusitania combined.
    40. People who constantly ride the brakes or 2-footed drivers that have their stop lights constantly on or always on-off-on-off for miles.
    41. Nitwits who fly up the right lane using it as the fast lane and staying close to exit ramps for a quick exit in case the pole-leece see them.
    42. *******s who wait until the toll booth before checking for the correct amount and then pull out a $50.00 bill right in front of you to pay their $2.00 toll.
    43. Toll takers who don’t have the math skills or fingers/toes to make change for a $50 bill.
    44. Tailgaters who THINK they are faster than you and can’t wait for you to move out of the way.
    45. 18-wheelers who ride the bumper of slow vehicles and created a dangerous situation.
    46. People who haven’t looked in their rearview mirror since last Thursday.
    47. People who don’t know how to adjust the side mirrors and come over on you without notice.
    48. People (usually women) who have their rearview mirror adjusted to watch junior in the back or conveniently positioned to apply morning make-up.
    49. POS cars with dings and dents all around and on all 4-fenders indicating that the owner hasn’t got a clue as to the size of his car.
    50. People who zoom through the posted 25 MPH School Zone at 45 MPH every damn day.

    I am sure there are more Pet Peeves …. But this is enough for now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    Actually, Fkface, it would be "That's our dog in the window."
    You shut your pie hole. You, you. You big meanie!!
    And the Cubs are stupid doo doo head.


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    Heck Charlie!!! You beat Dom's "Peeve List".

    Well folks, after that list....I guess we got them all covered might as well shut down this thread.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    Heck Charlie!!! You beat Dom's "Peeve List".

    Well folks, after that list....I guess we got them all covered might as well shut down this thread.....
    1.) I hate when Joe gets a thread locked.
    2.) Hipsters.
    3.) Hoop earings that are IN the earlobe instead of hanging from them.
    4.) One-ply toilet paper.
    5.) The stupid weekly coupon newspaper that keeps getting thrown in my yard and I have to keep kicking out into the street.
    6.) "Jersey (anything)"
    7.) Women who wait until it is way too late to pose for Playboy posing for Playboy. I don't want air-brushed 1995 Farrah, I want 1976 poster Farrah.
    8.) Mimes.
    9.) Dialect in porn films. Don't talk just get it on. if I want to hear people talking while someone is getting screwed I'll listen to the State of The Union address.
    10.) Lists.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    I guess we got them all covered might as well shut down this thread.....
    Not yet....
    I hate when people think its comedic genius when they add, "Thats what she said" to every post even when its makes no sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackened300a View Post
    Not yet....
    That's what she said


    ~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
    ~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo ~ -Matt-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackened300a View Post
    Not yet.....
    Still not yet ....

    How about the hen-pecked husband (or boyfriend) who calls his wife (or girlfriend) from the grocery store aisle to ask what kind of catsup or mustard to buy. Come on guy .... make your own decision and grow a set. Its just condimints for Pete's sake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    1.) I hate when Joe gets a thread locked.
    2.) Hipsters.
    3.) Hoop earings that are IN the earlobe instead of hanging from them.
    4.) One-ply toilet paper.
    5.) The stupid weekly coupon newspaper that keeps getting thrown in my yard and I have to keep kicking out into the street.
    6.) "Jersey (anything)"
    7.) Women who wait until it is way too late to pose for Playboy posing for Playboy. I don't want air-brushed 1995 Farrah, I want 1976 poster Farrah.
    8.) Mimes.
    9.) Dialect in porn films. Don't talk just get it on. if I want to hear people talking while someone is getting screwed I'll listen to the State of The Union address.
    10.) Lists.

    1.And 40 year old guys still wearing earrings
    2.Porn that has the stupid Pizza guy just observing
    3.Actresses that are actually waitresses, if you don't have an acting job, you're not an actor
    4.people that overuse the phrase "right on" and make me feel like I'm on the Happy Days set
    5.The fact that Fonzie was cool, and now he just plays geeks, and serial killers with weird fetishes
    6.People who laugh at their own jokes before checking to see if their audience found it funny
    7.people who don't tip well
    8.the people at subway and Starbucks expecting a tip when they make well above what those in the "tipping" industry do
    9.Women that have rules about when they "put out"
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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyUP View Post
    8.the people at subway and Starbucks expecting a tip when they make well above what those in the "tipping" industry do
    Similar to that, I really don't like it when people expect me to tip them huge when with tips they make more than I do straight pay. I'm not gonna go broke so you can be a little less poor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBluGruv View Post
    Similar to that, I really don't like it when people expect me to tip them huge when with tips they make more than I do straight pay. I'm not gonna go broke so you can be a little less poor.
    Nice one, Starburns I'm gonna add that to my quote list later. Subtle statement, yet packs a wallop.


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    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    That's what she said

    Saw that one commin' a mile away!
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    Quote Originally Posted by justmelanie View Post
    Saw that one commin' a mile away!
    Biscuits stop usin' Mel's account!!


    ~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
    ~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo ~ -Matt-

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