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  1. #46
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    I had the misfortune of seeing this Hondatard Mobile this morning.

    It was painted a cheap....errr....hideous 'MysticChrome' color that changed as you moved....errr....writhed around the abortion.
    The color would alternate between Puke green and Turd Brown.

    It kinda looked like Kermit had skid stains in his crack!





    Notice the tasteful and fully functional 'frenched' gas filler door.....guaranteed to make the gas pump nozzle scratch your 'awesome' paint job!



    The owner obviously spared no expense on super clean custom rims!!....



    2 HUGE Fart Cans say: "BACK OFF DUDE!!!....I'm sportin' a nasty VTEC!!"

    Last edited by Joe Walsh; 04-23-2012 at 07:10 PM.
    2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
    2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    The front fenders and hood scoops ad a subtle, yet sophisticated touch, gently whispering, "yo, look at me!"

    2003 300B DBP
    Build date: 6/19/03
    Number 7,792 of 7,838 - 326 of 328
    Proud member of the MM "BLUES" Bros.
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    Eaton swap by ImpalaSlayer 11-09-10

    Semper et in Aeternum, Mercurius.

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    Wrecked 10/19/05, R.I.P.



  3. #48
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    The sad part, somewhere some kid is looking at this, out from under his sideways hat, and thinking "Awwwwyeeaaaah, best 28 grand my parents ever spent."


    ~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
    ~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo ~ -Matt-

  4. #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    OK Folks.....Here is another rolling abortion!

    I'm driving northbound on I-81 near Martinsburg W.Va. when I see this thing up ahead:






    You guys don't like the 'Holy Roller'?

    Great thread....should be a sticky!
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  5. #50
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    Saw this Friday night as the kids and I were walking into Cracker Barrel for dinner.

    During the past week, twice I've seen what I think is a Cavalier (early or mid 2000's model?) with a 3-gauge cluster on the A-pilar. The car looks like a piece of junk and the trunk lid is a different color than the rest of the car. Will keep a look-out for it so I can snap a pic...
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    Lillian Kostac

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    Quote Originally Posted by VMARAUDER View Post
    An original #%? Up


    Yup, It looks horrible... edited<--- never mind!
    "Damned if I do, damned if I don't!"
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    MERIDEATH aka "Purrrty Mean" was born on June 20, 2002.
    Production #1685 of 7,838 and is #1685 of 7093 Black Beasts.
    Delivered July 27th 2002, she revealed herself.
    Unable to be tamed by her 1st owner, she was left to roam about & raid in search of plunder.
    Through the pillage she became mine on January 23, 2008 and since then...
    "She's tryin' to make a Devil out of me!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by TAKEDOWN View Post
    Yup, It looks horrible... edited<--- never mind!
    I would drive that, not even kidding. I'd take it out mudding.


    ~But, it makes it a lot easier when he is manscaped.~ Haggis
    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
    ~Who needs to stop? I just wanna gooooooooooo ~ -Matt-

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    Couldn't get a pic, but I saw an Expedition with the "Buick portholes"...assuming 3 on each side since I only saw the driver's side, which had 3, but ya never know....

    I let out a "HA!" when I first saw it...
    In Memoriam....11-14-13

    Rex Weinbender

    The best friend a person could have


    In Memoriam...05-26-14
    Lillian Kostac

    I love you grandma!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TAKEDOWN View Post
    Yup, It looks horrible... edited<--- never mind!
    Those tasteful and modestly sized rims fit the wheel well openings perfectly!!

    I bet she outhandles a Porsche on the freeway ramps!!!.................
    Last edited by Joe Walsh; 12-27-2012 at 05:18 AM.
    2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
    2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    Those tasteful and modestly sized rims fit the wheel well openings perfectly!!

    I bet she outhandles a Porsche on the freeway ramps!!!.................
    Perhaps this one anyways


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    More nasty green Ricer Retards at work:



    Even the smilie's puke matches that tard's paint!...................



    Ya gotta love the fart pipe soot stained rear ground effects....




    Try as he might....he couldn't get in front of that sweet looking grey metallic Mustang!

    2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
    2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    More nasty green Ricer Retards at work:
    I love the license plates !!! Must be pretty popular names in Maryland.
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    This car runs around my town...
    I guess Flying Hoe hood ornaments are back in style


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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky View Post
    This car runs around my town...
    I guess Flying Hoe hood ornaments are back in style

    Looks better on the Lac's
    "Had to leave my B----, Cuz i fell in love with my chrome plated woman!"
    R.I.P Pimp C

    Lady on the hood means its all good
    Quote Originally Posted by Juice View Post
    I daily drive mine because I love driving it. I'm not going to spend most of my time behind the wheel in some piece of crap when I could be enjoying every minute of it. If somebody runs into me, so be it. I'll get something else and move on.
    I think cars should be driven, not kept in garages their whole life. If you want to collect something, collect stamps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Walsh View Post
    Too bad he ruined that awesome paint job by putting that sticker on there..
    Quote Originally Posted by Juice View Post
    I daily drive mine because I love driving it. I'm not going to spend most of my time behind the wheel in some piece of crap when I could be enjoying every minute of it. If somebody runs into me, so be it. I'll get something else and move on.
    I think cars should be driven, not kept in garages their whole life. If you want to collect something, collect stamps.

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