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    Keeping your money in the USA...

    The only way we can keep money in America is to:

    1. spend it at yard sales or flea markets, or

    2. going to baseball or football games, or

    3. hiring prostitutes, or

    4. buying cheap beer or

    5. getting tattoos.


    The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed.

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    I've been doing that for years...... my wife hates it!
    I LOVE Jerry's bar, it's my kinda place...........






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    Even better is when the she-male you met the night before takes off with your wallet spending your money to further stimulate the economy and you stimulate it more by hiring an american attorney to get the videos from said night off youtube and for the impending divorce.
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    a man after my own words....you get it! lol
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    What are you complaining about? Those are all my favorite ways to spend money!

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